Rise To The Occassion

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I am happy to announce that my dear M is embarking into his new career as a CEO.  His recording company is gonna be his "NEW HOME" and his "BABY".  Hereby i would like to wish him all the best and best wishes!!!

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Also...... On this coming Monday 23rd March is gonna be my BIRTHDAY!!!  140 more days to go.  Weeeeeeeee!

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??? Wife For Sale ???

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13/03/09

LONDON - - A British man fed up with his wife's complaints advertised her for sale -- and got a number of offers.

"Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT. Very high maintenance -- some rust," wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.

Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, southwest England, snapped after his wife Donna on got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke.

"She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV. So I just thought I'd put an ad in to get rid of her.

"I didn't think anyone would ring up but I've had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It's gone mad. There was no one I knew -- just people asking, 'Is she still available?'"

The couple only married last year, and Bates said his 40-year-old wife -- whom he advertised in the magazine's Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle -- initially gave him "a bit of an ear-bashing."

But he said: "She's seen the funny side of it now though!"

C:  I was laughing hard at the " Very high maintenance -- some rust " part.  Hell! It's really funny!  He is lucky that his wife didn't divorce him.  LoL!  Remember to scrcoll down to read my 2 other new entries.

 

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Quote Of The Day II

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Juz For Laugh 3

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Quote Of The Day I

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恋 (Love)

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師匠なし
上下てなし
思案のほか
盲目。
しやすくめやすい
 

 

それわ。。。""

 

Translation:

Love needs no teaching.

Love makes all men equal.

Love is without reason.

Love is blind.

Love becomes deep easily,
but cools down soon.

 

This is ... "Love"

 

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Oh Ya... Bad Kitty

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I LOVE IT!!!

 

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The Rules For Being Human

 1. You will receive a body.
You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period of this time around.

2. You will learn lessons.
You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called Life. Each day in this school will have the oppurtunity to learn lessons.You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid.

3. There are no mistakes,only lessons.
Growth is a process of trial and error: Experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately "works".

4. A lesson is repeated until learned.
A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can then go on to the next lesson.

5. Learning lessons does not end.
There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

6 ."There" is no better than "here".
When your "there" has become a " here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here".

7. Others are merely mirrors of you.
You cannot love or hate about another person unless it reflects something you love or hate about yourself.

8. What you make of your life is upto you.
You have all the tools and resouces you need.What you do with them is upto you.The choice is yours.

9. Your answers lie inside you.
The answer to Life's questions lie inside you.All you need to do is look, listen and trust.

10. You will forget all this. 

 


 

Boy Marries Dog To Ward Off Tiger Attacks

19/02/09

BHUBANESWAR, India - An infant boy was married off to his neighbors' dog in eastern India by villagers, who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said on Wednesday.

Around 150 tribespeople performed the ritual recently in a hamlet in the state of Orissa's Jajpur district after the boy, who is under two years old, grew a tooth on his upper gum.

The Munda tribe see such a growth in young children as a bad omen and believe it makes them prone to attacks by tigers and other animals. The tribal god will bless the child and ward off evil spirits after the marriage.

"We performed the marriage because it will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us," the boy's father, Sanarumala Munda, was quoted as saying by a local newspaper.

The groom, Sagula, was carried by his family in a procession to the village temple, where a priest solemnized the marriage between Sagula and his bride, Jyoti, by chanting Sanskrit hymns, a witness said.

The dog belongs to the groom's neighbors and was set free to roam around the area after the ceremony. No dowry was exchanged, the witness said, and the boy will still be able to marry a human bride in the future without filing for divorce.

Indian law does not recognize weddings between people and animals, but the ritual survives in rural and tribal areas of the country.

China tycoon's mistress contest ends in tragedy

SHANGHAI (AFP) - - A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a contest to decide which one to keep, local media reported Tuesday.

The contest took a tragic turn when one of the mistresses, who was eliminated based on her looks, drove her former lover and the four other women off a mountain road in an apparent fit of anger, the Shanghai Daily reported.

The driver died in the December 6 crash while the man and four other women were hospitalised, the report said.

Initially, it was thought to be an accident, but then details of the bizarre contest emerged in a letter left by the dead woman, a 29-year-old former waitress surnamed Yu, the newspaper said.

The woman met the entrepreneur, surnamed Fan, at the restaurant where she worked in the coastal city of Qingdao in 2000 and became his lover, the report said.

Fan later introduced her to the four other mistresses -- two of his employees and two former clients -- with all given a 5,000-yuan monthly allowance and rent-free apartment, the report said.

However, when Fan's business ran into tough times, he decided to lay off all but one woman, the report said.

Fan hired an instructor from a modelling agency to judge a private contest he held at a hotel in May, but he did not tell the women about his intentions.

Yu was eliminated in the first-round beauty competition and a woman surnamed Liu eventually won after dominating the drinking round, the report said.

When Fan told Yu she was dismissed and that he was selling her apartment, she decided to exact revenge during a group outing.

After the accident Fan paid Yu's parents 580,000 yuan as compensation for her death. His wife divorced him after learning of his affairs, the report said, adding the other four mistresses also left him.

The tale was reported in other Chinese media, but none gave further details about Fan, such as his age or profession.

18/02/09

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はじめまして. わたしわChanelです. よろしく おねがいします.
Name: Chanel or Ai (愛)
Country: Singapore
D.O.B: 23 March (Aries)
Blood: B
Height: 170cm
Cigarette: Sempoerna
Colour: Baby colors, Black, Red
Hobby: Reading & Web Surfing
Likes: Mangas, Animes, Books
Dislikes: PERVERTS & Alcohols
Flowers: Pink n White Roses
Music: Jazz, rock, New age, RnB, Jpop & rock
Perfume: Bvlgari Original or Rose
Shampoo: Kose's Precious Rose
Condtioner: Kose's Precious Rose
Body Soap: Kose's Precious Rose
Man: Daddy & M.
Woman: Mom, Sis, Celine & Shirley
Wish: Moving to Japan,
Meeting M.

Smelling romantic is one of my weired habit. Even my bedroom smell of roses. I use Rose fragrance essiential oil, Rose perfume for my pillows, bedsheets and blanket. LoL. Anyway, there is one particular American sitcom that i really love and have the whole collection too. I've been rewatching them for 4 years now. It's called F.R.I.E.N.D.S. They are so funny that i always suffer stomach and face cramp from laughing. I have linked the Episodes here to share with you guys. So if you wanna have really good laughs, watch it.
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